"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
Front & back
his shoulders are literally as broad as his shield i’m oN tHE FLOoR
Goldfish are not small fish. They can become very big! Don’t keep them in a bowl. Buy an aquarium 60 cm at least.
This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Norman Reedus’ Personal ‘Walking Dead’ Photo Album
i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.
FREE! / Pokemon crossover!!!
haru: dolphin + vaporeon
makoto: orca + lanturn
kiss me: betta fish + dewgong
gou: shark + corsola
rei: flying fish + finneon
nagisa: sunset anthias + piplup
sousuke: whale shark + seadra
rin: shark + sharpedo
ai: pilot fish + ducklett
momotaro: clown fish + buizel
first time making a gif ((((((;v;))))))